Who knows when they are in their second marriage?

1. she insists that her diamond engagement ring ba lot larger than the one you gave your first wife


2. you suddenly see trouble and heartache ahead as your kids and his kids start a huge fight, at your wedding


3. he comes home with a bouquet og %26quot;happy anniversary%26quot; flowers, and its the date of his former anniversary


4. you have to go to work in order to make ends meet becauseof your husbandsincedible alimony payments


5. you find yourself stuck with amusing his kids when the visit him on sunday, while he watches football


6. your wife told everything before you were married, except that her son is the drummer in a punk rock band


7. your husband told you everything before you were married, except that his daughter runs with the %26quot;hells angels%26quot;


8. your new mother in law keeps calling you %26quot;nancy%26quot;, and your name is mary lou


9. you are horrified to discover that your second husband is actually starting to make your first husband look good

Who knows when they are in their second marriage?
And I thought my life was rotten. I thought my life sucked till I heard of yours. I think I would be out the door so fast that a jet plane would not be able to keep up with me. YOU ARE A REAL SUCKER.
Reply:Oh my!


You are definetly in a second marriage!. But it seems like your first marriage was better!.
Reply:LOL pretty funny and sadly too true most of the time!
Reply:lol u are in a second marriage
Reply:lol



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